1. An early morning rainstorm will inevitably fill children with visions of school closure, despite the need for several feet of rain in order for that to happen.
2. A hole in one’s favorite pair of shorts is a tragic, tragic loss.
3. The highlight of the weekend was going to the zoo and watching my son play football.
a. Zoo~ Watching the little girls ooh and aww over the animals was awesome. They were so excited by the animals and Miss E made monkey noises for the rest of the day.
b. Football~ I’m sorry, but my son is the best tight end EVER. He played better than I’ve ever seen him play and has improved so much since last year.
4. I have to dismantle many weekend forts.
5. Scum is the game of the day. My five year old often beats me.
6. The children cheer when Mom is Scum.
7. I have too many cucumbers to eat. I need to pawn some off on the neighbors.
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9. My toddler is a pterodactyl in training. Good times
10. Happy Monday!
So your son has proved that you can play football well with tape for a belt! Yea!!
LOL Yes! It is possible!!
You can send me some of those cucumbers! YUM.
Pretty sure you can just leave those cucumbers on neighbor’s doorsteps. I think there’s a law about that.
Glasses upside down are adorable. And very huge!
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It must be getting late. At first, it sounded like A was playing football at the zoo. Now give that a try!
There was a period of time where I just gave up on the fort dismantling. I couldn’t keep up. They were like mushrooms in the lawn. One under the table. One in the couch. One in the bedroom. One under the coffee table.
I felt like I was surrounded by the evil love child of Bob the Builder and a tribe if Iroquois Indians.
Eventually the child became entranced by something else.
Thank heavens.
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I don’t know how you do it. Six kids…I can barely handle my two!!! Amazing. Saw you on blog frog and I’m your newest follower! ~Kimberly
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