You know you’re a Mom When-sDAZE

1. Your toddler collapses in a heap of sobbing mess in the middle of Target and you leave her there and patiently wait for her to decide that it’s time to go because you know she’s just hungry.

2. You smile at other shoppers who look at you sideways because your toddler is a sobbing mess.

3. As you blissfully stroll through the grocery store alone late at night, you see a sale on Cap’n Crunch and think how much the kids are gonna LOVE you in the morning.

4. Looking through old pictures of your kids makes you cry and you wonder how they grew up so fast.

5. You have to color code your calendar to keep track of everybody’s after school activities.

6. You scream loudly through the house that you are insane and need a padded room and nobody objects. They just laugh at you.

7. You plan your day around preschool and Kindergarten schedules.

8. You know how to navigate the girl’s messy bedroom in the pitch black of the night.

9. You are not at all surprised that your son did NOT take his laundry to his room like he promised.

10. You are thankful to have survived the day that made you scream that you are insane and you pray fervently that the insanity has come to an end.

11. Your toddler following the cat through the house mewing back at him always makes you smile.

12. You wonder how this:

Turned into this so quickly:

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