How to obtain sleep deprivation

1. Have children

b. After children go to bed and the house is quiet for the first time in 14 1/2 hours, stay up reading/watching television/playing games until way too late.

5. Out of desperation and desire for long sought after sleep, allow various children to sleep in your bed. Specifically, but not limited [...]

A Mother’s Exercise Routine

So you had a baby and you are excited to get back into shape. You search high and low for the perfect routine, something that will target the problem areas while also addressing weight-loss issues. Well, look no further! I have created the perfect routine for you. No gym pass is required and you [...]

Moms are people too

If you asked me to tell you about myself, I would probably start by saying that I am married and have 7 children. Because I am a mother first and foremost. But that is not all that I am. I am also a writer, a musician, a runner, a triathlete, a natural childbirther, a [...]

Stacey’s Mayhem Management Tip #15

Ways to avoid Armageddon from an always moving mom to Seven

Post-Partum Fun

It has been quite some time since I have done a Mayhem Management post because quite frankly, the mayhem was managing me. I usually do just fine coming out of the proverbial gate, it’s a few weeks into the [...]

Random Monday Thoughts

1. Moving is special. And by special, I mean highly obnoxious. And by highly obnoxious, I mean a pain in the rear end.

2. “I do it” is NOT my favorite phrase to hear especially when in reference to a poopy diaper change.

3. Children getting up at the crack of stupid is [...]

Why being a mom is the coolest job ever!

1. You have your very own entourage. They will follow you EVERYWHERE. The bathroom, the basement, the shower…if you go there, they will follow.

2. Children provide built-in, free entertainment. You can watch a kid knock down a tower and laugh countless times. And the crazy things you can get them to do is [...]

Why?

My kids are always asking me why. Why is Dad’s car in the shop? Why are we taking sister to school? Why do we have to do chores? Why? Why? Why? It’s enough to make a person slightly insane. So, today, I decided it’s my turn to ask why. Kids…this one’s for you.

Why [...]

Party in the Hhhhouse!

Today we are going to party like it’s 1999! What would be the cause of such excitement and joy? A birthday perhaps? Nope. After three weeks and one day (thank you President’s Day), my oldest three children are back in school!!! I’m not excited or happy or anything.

We are lucky unfortunate enough to [...]

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